Two Of My Favourite Zezima Jokes.

1.) Zezima Smoked Some Weed And Said Wtf No Herblore Xp?

2.) Zezima Had A Baby And Said Ill Call Him James, But then it said sorry name taken

The first one is good ...

Ha ha, thats my favourite zezima joke so far

Ye... You got more of them??

Zezima robbed a bank and sed ; WTF Only 9k thiefing exp?
X[) ^^

lol... That is a good one to!

Lol , like much servers have weed to smoke.. :p

Lol anyone heard the Ice Barrage Joke?
Zezima threw a minifridge at his mum and shouted Ice Barraged Noob!

He is great to hahaha

I know and heres another:
Zezima caught his pet lizard in a box and said "WTH? No exp?"

Ill Try think of more guys

-.- you think????
I just search the internet xD
Heres some:
When zezima was stiked down my lighting he yelled god darn u saradomin

zezima went in to the church and asked the priest: " pray level?"

Zezima ordered a pizza and asked "how much does it heal?

When zezima came over to his friends house he said: "construction level?"

Zezima threw ice cubes on his mom and yelled "ICE BARRAGE!!!"

Zezima got stabbed but said: "dw, i got 99def 99hp"

Zezima went to a gun store and asked what prayer is it for bullets?

Zezima threw plates at his dad and yelled "99 range!!"

Zezima was on school and said "God damn i hate this random"

When zezima got married he said " WTF WHY NOT RING OF STONE, B****!!?!?!?"

When zezima got a baby he wanted to call him James but the username was taken.

Zezima burned his mom and made a 99firemaking party.

Zezima went buying a dds and sold his sister at g.e. but she was too cheap so he sold his mom too.

When zezima got homeworks he said "lmfao noob i'll alch it all!!"

Zezima wanted money so he asked his mom "do you have any quests?"

When zezima died they wrote RUNESCAPE at his gravestone.

When zezima was born his mom sent him to toturial island.

Zezima went to pottery class to get some runes.

When friendds of zezima got new clothes he said "where'd u get that? Update? Quest? What mimigame?

Zezima was at the museum and saw a knight and said "lol noob iron armor"

When zezimas little brother was born he said "lmao lvl 3 noob"

on school exercise zezima said:"mwuhahaha!
im gonna bring entangle runes!"

Zezima was disqualified from olympics because of the use of what he calls:"boots of lightness"

When zezimas sister cursed he said " noob reported"

Zezima got kidnapped and asked what random is this?

Lmao Nice Jokes dmck2b lol thanks for posting

Lol great job David... Nothing to do ??

Nothing literly:
Click, Scroll down, copy,paste click send.

Lol, im trying to think of some custom ones of my own

Lol that might take a while alot have been covered
Heres another:
Zezma walked up to Bruce Lee and asked "Str lvl?"

Lol, Then he fights him and 1 inch puches him and zezima says: haha noob i have 98 hp left

Lol xD Nice one did you think of that?